Sunday, 29 January 2017

Trailers Week 134: 29/01/17

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
Now is the sword he pulls from the stone the same as the one he got from the lake. The guys from Monty Python definitely got it right when they said that royal succession shouldn't be dictated by some watery tart. Jude Law does make one hell of a villain though.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Remember when I said a couple of weeks ago that Japanese trailers look so much more epic, I guess that's only if it has the cool Japanese voiceover guy.

T2: Trainspotting
And also putting subtitles on a trailer we've already seen before isn't a new trailer. It's especially bad when they misspell Ewan McGregor's Mark as Mike.

In Dubious Battle
James Franco's adaptation of John Steinbeck's novel about striking apple pickers has more big name actors that you can shake a stick at.

My Cousin Rachel
I'm okay with there being a proliferation of movies being set in Victorian England. What I'm not okay with is Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" being slowed down for this trailer. If anything, you'd use "Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing".

A western where a righteous preacher goes savage on the townfolk for their sins? Think of all that old west whoring, drinking and cussing. That's a lot of sins.

This young kid goes against his family tradition of being into lowriders to be a street artist. But man, por que no los dos?

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