Tuesday 30 June 2015

Classic Movie Review: Mission: Impossible (1996)

"Your mission, should you choose to accept it..."

I really love the first Mission: Impossible movie, like really love it. All the action movie franchises of the 90s were sequels from the 80s, like Die Harder, Lethal Weapon 3 and Predator 2. But Mission: Impossible came along and made an original and exciting splash.

On a quiet night in Prague, Jim Phelps (Jon Voight) is leading his deep cover team of IMF (Impossible Missions Force, a secret team within the CIA) agents to entrap a terrorist who wishes to steal and sell a list of every known deep cover agent of the CIA. After this goes wrong and nearly every team member dies, the lone survivor of the group, Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) comes in for a debrief with IMF director Eugene Kittridge (Henry Czerny). Little does he know, that the mission was just to find out who the mole was in the organisation and he is now the prime suspect. Now a disavowed agent, Hunt must clear his name by finding the actual mole and is joined by disavowed agents Luther Stickell (Ving Rhames) and Franz Krieger (Jean Reno), as well as Phelps wife Claire (Emmanuelle Béart).

I don't think I can explain how much I love this movie. I love it even more than that other ultimate 90s action movie Goldeneye. That's an even more blasphemous claim when you learn how much I love James Bond (just you wait for the 48 hour/24 Bond challenge). But the reason I love it is that it is so exciting. The pacing is so fast and it is well written. Brian De Palma (who also directed another of my favourites, Scarface) makes the story semi-believable, which is important for a blockbuster action movie because none of the action movies of today make much sense.

The film also employs tension perfectly. Take for example the famous vault scene, which uses no sound. This is because the vault that they are breaking into has sound sensors (it makes sense if you watch the whole movie, trust me). Other tense scenes are when Ethan figures out the mole and when the mole is finally revealed.

But that's the one problem I have with this movie. If you've seen it before (like I have, many times since it came out), is that if you know who the bad guy is, the opening sequence kind of ruins the revelation at the end. But this is one tiny problem I have because this movie is all about the journey to get to the end and the action climax at the end is still pretty exciting to watch. But then again, if you're not a fan of old school CGI, it might feel a tiny bit cheesy (it still works for me!).

I think the reason I like this movie so much is due to Ethan Hunt being such a likeable character and that is something that Tom Cruise really has going for him. His boyish charm comes through in this movie (even if you think he's weird because of the Scientology). All the actors in this movie give top notch performances though. Vanessa Redgrave has just the right amount of menace as international arms dealer Max, Emmanuelle Béart is good as Hunt's sidekick (although as the movies progress the characters turn into the same idea as a Bond girl). Both Ving Rhames and Jean Reno are fantastic as the disavowed agents. But the real star is Emilio Estevez at the start of the film, who I am so disappointed isn't in any of the others.

Now I've mentioned James Bond a couple of times in this review and thats because Mission: Impossible is sort of a mid-90s Hollywood response to the dominance of Bond in the thirty years prior to this film. And while it doesn't knock James Bond of his throne, it is still a super exciting movie. If I would give this movie five stars if I could.

Monday 29 June 2015

Love & Mercy

Bill Pohlad's biopic of The Beach Boys front man Brian Wilson is not only an enjoyable film about the life of a dark, tortured individual, but also a refreshing take on the structure and style that biopics are usually delivered. In the film, Wilson is portrayed by two actors, Paul Dano and John Cusack, both at different stages of his life.

In the 1960s, Brian Wilson (Paul Dano) is looking to take a break from touring with the Beach Boys and stay in the studio to focus on writing what he thinks will be a masterpiece. When the band returns from their tour, they are less than satisfied with his results, especially his cousin Mike Love (Jake Abel). Also affecting his relationships is the fact that Brian begins to display signs of strangeness, caused mainly by mental illness and drug abuse. In the 1980s, Brian (John Cusack) is a broken man who is under the spell of sinister psychotherapist Eugene Landy (Paul Giamatti), who controls Brian's every move. When Brian meets and begins to date car saleswoman Melinda Ledbetter (Elizabeth Banks), does she recognise the abusive situation that Brian is in and tries to get him out.

Pohlad has created both a visually stunning and creatively invigorating film. The two timelines of the film complement each other perfectly despite not having any interaction or crossover apart from the character of Wilson. The timelines also have their own unique visual palates, with the 60s having a fun, bright and colourful look (while the studio sequences have been filmed with 16mm cameras to give a fly on the wall feel) and the 80s has an almost muted look, but not drained of colour. The tones of the timeline also play off each other well, with the 60s matching fun that the band was having, while the 80s plays into the fear that Brian was experiencing.

I've never been a huge Beach Boys fan, but I definitely know their music. After watching this movie, half of which is set during the recording of the now classic album Pet Sounds, I have a better appreciation of the conditions a lot of these bands made their records under, as well as the personal stresses some went through. Wilson is a completely sympathetic character throughout the entire film and in each era has his external critics (Love and Landy).

Whilst having multiple actors portray the same character is no new territory (the Bob Dylan biopic I'm Not There had six actors portray the singer), Love & Mercy splits the two different actors into two distinct characters. Pohlad allowed both Dano and Cusack to play Wilson in their own way, but did not let them interact whilst making the film, lest they influence each other. This really works for the benefit of the film because the two styles are completely different. Dano works exceptionally well as the excited young Wilson, who is ultimately frustrated and confused by his illness. Cusack is phenomenal as the older Wilson and is really playing against type of the films of his youth, like Say Anything and High Fidelity. Both actors have such strong and diverse careers that have given them skills that shine through in this role.

Whilst Elizabeth Banks has never intrigued me much as an actor, as Melinda she really shows off her talents as someone who can tackle hard hitting dramatic roles. Paul Giamatti is once again perfect and so scary as the evil Eugene Landy. His performances as evil characters are always chilling to watch. Stage actor Bill Camp also brings a terrifying performance as Wilson's father Murry.

Even if you don't like The Beach Boys music, Love & Mercy is a great film to watch about a heartbreaking story. Both Dano and Cusack give superb performances that will stay with me for a long time.



Sunday 28 June 2015

Far From the Madding Crowd

Thomas Vinterberg's last film The Hunt (Jagten) was a nuanced, dark drama about a man whose life was thrown into turmoil thanks to social preconceptions. His latest film Far From the Madding Crowd is his take on the classic Thomas Hardy novel about an independent woman who refuses to abide to the social normalities assigned to her as a female.

Bathsheba Everdene (Carey Mulligan) is an independent woman working on a small farm in Victorian England. She befriends a Shepard, Gabriel Oak (Matthias Schoenaerts) who swiftly proposes to her, but Ms. Everdene is not looking for a husband. After his young sheep dog viciously drives his herd off a cliff and to their deaths, Gabriel is forced to take a job at a once great farm. It turns out that this farm was owned by Bathsheba's uncle, who has left it to her in his will. Ms. Everdene runs the farm with efficiency, ambitious to return it to its former glory. The neighbouring farm is run by Mr. Boldwood (Michael Sheen), a mature bachelor who is eventually also drawn to Ms. Everdene. A young, seemingly-jilted soldier, Frank Troy (Tom Sturridge) takes up residence as a farm-hand and becomes the third suitor to Bathsheba. With three men willing to become her husband and conflicting personal values, Ms. Everdene ultimately has to make a choice between the three, or for independence.

I'm not normally drawn to costume dramas, but Far From the Madding Crowd floored me with its strong plot and well-developed characters, Bathsheba in particular. But what makes a strong female lead? Or for that matter, a strong male lead? A rejection of the necessities of masculinity would certainly create a burgeoning male and to that end, Ms. Everdene's dismissal of the social requisite to acquire a man makes her an independent, ultimately well-rounded female character. But these traits are rooted in Hardy's novel and ultimately it takes Carey Mulligan's refined abilities to bring Bathsheba to life. She's determined, yet flawed and whilst her values are central to her development, she acknowledges her personal betrayals when she dares to wear her heart on her sleeve. All of this remains exquisitely detailed through Mulligan's performance. 

Similarly, Gabriel - played by the ever talented Matthias Schoenaerts - is not concerned with achieving a status supposedly appropriate to his gender, but still sees Bathsheba as vulnerable and requiring of his protection, despite her constantly proving him wrong. Ultimately for me, he and Mr. Boldwood - played by Michael Sheen as stern yet emotionally vulnerable - tie as suitable companions for Ms. Everdene, but her drive for independence trumps any desire in the audience to see their romantic relationships develop. On the other hand, Sergeant Troy comes off as a supremely unlikable character, driven by the arrogance of youth and little more than an abusive male, despite his past hardships. I understand that the final act is much more developed in the novel, but I doubt that a longer running time for the sake of a fully-fledged denouement would ultimately pay off.

The look of Far From the Madding Crowd is hardly revolutionary filmmaking. Vinterberg once again works with Charlotte Bruus Christensen who shot The Hunt and the visual similarities are noticeable. The rural setting makes for some beautiful scenery, but my only reservation is with some questionable camera movements which distract from the story, namely several dramatic zooms which I'm sure hold artistic meaning but are nonetheless jarring. The overall composition is relatively fast-paced - within about ten minutes we already have sheep diving off cliffs to meet with a brutal bloody end - which would certainly help those who, like me find it difficult to dive into period pieces.

Thomas Vinterberg has formed a distinct adaptation of the original text, which ultimately captures Hardy's memorable characters and social reflections in an enthralling format. Far From the Madding Crowd is not his greatest film, but it's certainly worthy of your viewing.

Trailers Week 51: 28/06/15

The Green Inferno
Horror legend Eli Roth has finally made a film about something that will terrify white people everywhere: getting kidnapped by primitive natives, when all you wanted to do was try and help them. Starring Lorenza Izzo, Ariel Levy, Aaron Burns and Kirby Bliss Blanton.


He Named Me Malala
This rousing documentary is about young Pakistani activist Malala Yousafazai, who survived an attempted assassination attempt in 2012 after speaking out against the Taliban and advocating the rights for girls to get an education. It follows her in her life since her recovery.


Hitman: Agent 47
This adaptation of 47's story really makes 2007's Hitman look like a fan film (although you will never take Timothy Olyphant away from me). In it, we will see a truer version of the titular Hitman's origin. Starring Rupert Friend, Zachary Quinto, Hannah Ware and Ciarán Hinds.


Sleeping With Other People
The trailer for Leslye Headland's acclaimed new comedy looks hilarious. It is about two sex addicts who reunite after a long time and start a platonic relationship. Starring Jason Sudeikis, Allison Brie, Natasha Lyonne, Amanda Peet, Adam Scott and Jason Mantzoukas.


Legend
Tom Hardy ratchets up the insanity from Bronson, but this time there's two of him. And one is even crazier than the other. Starring Tom Hardy x2, Emily Browning, Taron Egerton, Christopher Ecclestone and David Thewlis.


Masterminds
True stories that are turned into movies are almost never made as comedies (with maybe the exception of The Informant!). Masterminds tells the story of the 1997 Loomis Fargo robbery, where workers from the company made off with $17 million dollars. Starring Zach Galifianakis, Kristin Wiig, Mary Elizabeth Ellis, Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis.


Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension
What started as a scary indie horror film is now a full blown franchise...

Saturday 27 June 2015

Mark Reviews: Ted 2

Hey guys, I'm really pissed off. You know why? Because they said my friend Ted wasn't a human and that he isn't allowed to have kids. Why is that you guys? Have you seen how many beers he can drink? There are guys back in Dorchester who would be passed out and he would still be going. And those guys have Irish parents too.

Well, the whole reason we found out that was he wasn't allowed to have kids was because we snuck into All American hero Tom Brady's house to steal his sperm for Ted to have a kid (that's a whole other story and I don't want Ma to read about me breaking into houses because I don't do that anymore to be a good example for Donnie). But, hey, Ted you don't need some football player when your best friend is right here and he's better than any football player. Hell, I'll even play football if you want.


Okay, so maybe that's a photo of me throwing a football at the back of Donnie's head, but it still counts as being an athletic guy. Anyway, I got your back Ted. Your babies will be strong. But hey, what about my troubles? My character's wife left me, so I gotta get back in the game. Luckily, Amanda Seyfried plays a hot young lawyer, so there's always that option.
If you're gonna see any of my movies this year, just make sure it's this one. I had so much fun making it. And if you don't like me, it's an opportunity to see me get covered in semen.


Tuesday 23 June 2015

Inside Out

          "Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's problems."

A typical, nuclear family dinner scene. The Dad is lost in his own mind as the Mum pries their pubescent Daughter for details about her first day of her new school after a significant, interstate move. The Daughter's been emotionally turbulent since the move, her usual quirky, happiness has been restrained and replaced with insecurity and a lack of confidence. The Mum tries to keep spirits up but the Dad's concentration has been on organising work and the home in the wake of the move has driven a wedge between him and his family. The Daughter proves unresponsive to the Mum's gentle prodding and so she turns to the Dad for backup, but it takes him a moment to assess the situation, and then he responds incorrectly. He overreacts to the Daughter's moody replies and the whole moment climaxes in a shouting stand-off between Dad and Daughter and the Daughter is sent to her room, the Mum is left incredulous. This is a simple and common family situation and is but one of dozens found in the latest Disney/Pixar animated feature film Inside Out. But what makes these moments unique is that this feature dives into the machinations of characters, emotions and choices in these mundane situations. In these scenes, each human characters actions and responses are guided by competing emotions physically represented inside their heads at a control station. The daughters emotions are individual, Sadness, Fear, Joy, Anger and Disgust acting and reacting separately from one another for the most part, and with each of these emotions being characters that have their own depth and personalities their intentions causes them to clash with in turn forces Riley, the person they influence, to react wildly. But in this dinner scene it is apparent that not only do these emotional forces appear in everyone's mind, but Mum and Dad's are more mature and self-assured, they act as a mental committee and even physically appear similar to the actual Mum and Dad, a wonderfully deep and insightful detail.



Cinematic representations of mental illness have in most part been relegated to insane asylums filled with dead-eyed walking vassals for medically-induced vegetation, villains of cartoonishly disassociative identities and violently shattered mental states, or pure unadulterated emotional vulnerability. More often than not accuracy and nuance in regards to mental health is eschewed in favour of bombastic or one-dimensional characterisation but Pixar's Inside Out not only allows for emotional depth on mental health, but actively encourages its audience, primarily parents and children, to assess their own emotions and mental states and to grow as human beings. The film features decent writing for a broad audience, parallel story-lines that really compliment each other, and some impressive voice acting from Amy Poehler and Phyllis Smith as leads Joy and Sadness, and a supporting cast of relative unknowns, a refreshing occurrence for a major animated feature. Director Pete Doctor, who also directed previous Pixar films Up! and Monsters, Inc., claims the story came from viewing his own daughter's responses in similar situations, which certainly accounts for the emotional resonance this film creates.



Inside Out becomes a film about emotional and mental maturity, but makes the case that this can only be achieved through embracing your emotions, positive and negative, and assessing them. It's visually engaging, has real emotional depth and themes though balances this with images and characters more than suitable for young children. While it's arguable that the exact designs of Riley's emotions is disappointing, the overall tone, message and execution of the film makes for highly recommended viewing.



Sunday 21 June 2015

Trailers Week 50: 21/06/15

Boulevard
It seems perfect that the final film ever released starring Robin Williams is a drama about a man who finally takes control of his life after spending it in monotony. This movie looks heartbreaking and would have been a difficult role for the deceased actor. Also starring Bob Odenkirk, Kathy Baker and Roberto Aguire.


Time Out of Mind
Woah, Richard Gere has come a long way from Runaway Bride and Pretty Woman. Here he plays a homeless New Yorker who deals with drug addiction and family issues. Also starring Jena Malone. Can't wait!


Extinction
Matthew Fox makes a transformation in this role for a zombie movie set in a world that has become a frozen wasteland. Looks farfetched but also fun. Also starring Jeffrey Donovan and Valeria Verau.


Captive
No this isn't the Atom Egoyan-directed, Ryan Reynolds-starring thriller, it's a true story of a woman who gets held hostage by a dangerous fugitive who just wants to see his newborn son. Meh. Starring Kate Mara, David Oyelowo and Michael K. Williams.



Hotel Transylvania 2
Okay, the only reason I'm posting this is for the great cast that includes Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg, Steve Buscemi and Mel Brooks. Mel Brooks!! 


Sicaro
A FBI agent gets taken to Mexico to participate in an operation that aims to take down cartel activity on border towns. Along for the ride is a government sanctioned hitman. Starring Emily Blunt, Josh Brolin and Benicio del Toro and directed by the prolific Denis Villenueve.


People Places Things
The funnier Conchord stars in this indie comedy about divorced parents. Starring Jermaine Clement, Regina Hall and Jessica Williams.



Mark's Trailers: Daddy's Home
So I know how you all loved The Other Guys, so Will and I got together to make a movie where I am obviously a much cooler dad than him. Check it out! (Of course I'm the cooler dad.)


Saturday 20 June 2015

Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief

"Scientology is a journey into the mind of L Ron Hubbard. The more you get into it, the more like L Ron Hubbard you become."

Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief is the latest documentary by Alex Gibney (The Armstrong Lie, Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God) and offers an insight into the secretive nature of the Church of Scientology.

Obviously a documentary that takes aim at a religious institution is going to be potentially controversial, and Gibney has a track record of unfaltering, sincere pieces. This is no different. Gibney interviews ex-members of the organisation, ranging from actors, to high level executives, all of whom provide a great deal of information about the indoctrinations of the church and many incredibly disturbing details about what goes on behind the scenes. 

Going Clear is an unflinching critique of The Church of Scientology, its basis as essentially a tax dodge, and the ways in which it manipulates its members, sometimes even to the extent of psychological disorders. The first half of the documentary details the life of L Ron and the development of the church during his lifetime. He is purported to have said early on that the only way to make money is to become a religion, hence he wrote Dianetics, which became the basis of the theology behind Scientology. Several years into the creation of the church and after being personally pursued by the IRS and others, L Ron created the Sea Organisation, allowing him to move around on the open seas, tax exempt and with his followers as essentially his slaves. More intriguing is the fact that, in his later years, not only did L Ron believe in the scriptures of his own creation, but he supposedly became increasingly paranoid about a powerful thetan (what's known as a 'spirit' under Scientology) inhabiting his body. L Ron Hubbard is characterised in Going Clear as inherently insane, and this is highly effective in painting the church in a negative light.

The second part focuses on Scientology under the leadership of David Miscavige and the 'war' he waged with the IRS; which is put into context by Mike Rinder and Mark Rathbun, the two former executives of the church interviewed for the documentary. We see the massive Scientologist gatherings - complete with dancers and fireworks - that are compared to Nazi propaganda pieces, where Miscavige celebrates the church's re-status as tax exempt and shouting "the war is over!". The imagery is incredibly disturbing. Tom Cruise and the church's influence on him, his status as an "asset" to Scientology, details an arrogance in the famous actor that is seemingly played-on by Miscavige. Other areas touched upon include the practically free labour that the Church gains from its Sea Org, the psychological troubles, imprisonment of members, physical abuses by Miscavige and the ridiculous estates that the church constructs from the tax-free donations of its members. 

Gibney's brutally honest Going Clear has a very strong message:"All Scientologists are full of shit", and furthermore there are horrific abuses conducted by the church that deserve to come to life. The interviewees are insightful and perfectly supported by the visual montages throughout. It's difficult to view Scientology as anything other than an abusive, manipulative cash cow after watching this documentary.

Wednesday 17 June 2015

Sydney Film Festival: Haemoo



Cold and frightened illegal immigrants huddle and cower together on the bow of a mid-sized fishing boat as the captain violently beats a complaining immigrant with a wooden broom. He turns to face them, the cameras focus slyly shifts from the captain to the human cargo and as his furious gaze washes over them they wince, physically and audibly. Writer and first-time director Shim Sung-bo’s confronting drama Haemoo (a.k.a Sea Fog) chronicles the disastrous first-attempt at people smuggling by a fledgling fisherman and his crew and is based off of a real life incident in South Korea in 2001. While obviously relevant for contemporary Australia, Haemoo involves the illegal smuggling of Chinese immigrants into Korea and the dangers and consequences of such an endeavour.


After a heart-pounding sequence set during a raging sea-storm, two dozen illegal immigrants find themselves at the mercy of the nervous crew of the Junjin. After an accident kills all but one of the immigrants, each member of the crew is driven mad in their own way. The execution of this insanity is brilliant, with each character’s mania being quietly foreshadowed and captured in heart-stopping, well-composed moments. Naïve, young shipmate Dong-sik forms an instant connection with the willful and demure immigrant Hong-mae and both are determined to ensure her survival, whereas Captain Kang is motivated by an inhuman determination to do anything to protect his ship and crew, and the other shipmates are driven by obedience, guilt and lust. The maddening guilt that overwhelms the elderly mechanic Wan-ho is particularly affecting in contrast to the cold dehumanizing logic of Captain Kang.  The tight direction of the engine room and fog scenes, the beautiful composition and colouring of disturbing night-time fog scenes on the ship’s bow and brilliant performances electrify a film teeming with social relevance and excellent dramatic tension.

Director Shim Sung-bo may lack the raw talent of other contemporary Korean thriller-drama directors, though with one of the most prolific and successful, Bong Joon-ho (The Host, Snowpiercer, Mother and Memories of Murder), on-board as producer certainly assists in helps Haemoo prove itself as a solid, thrilling human drama.

Tuesday 16 June 2015

Sydney Film Festival: Deathgasm



"Death to false Metal!"

In a suburban neighbourhood in a New Zealand country town, in the garage of his conservative extended family, Heavy Metal purist and social pariah Brody (with his mates fellow purist Zakk and nerds Dion and Giles) forges garage metal band DEATHGASM and plays Black Sabbath-style tri-tone Doom Metal based off of sheet music he and Zakk found in an abandoned house. The sheet music is in fact an ancient demon summoning text and within moments local residents who hear the band play begin spewing bile and violently transform into flesh-craving demons. Now, DEATHGASM and Brody’s crush Medina must battle the King of Demons to halt a brutal demonic invasion of their town.


Deathgasm exists as a cross-roads between a classic high-school outcast/teen angst fable, B-movie horror comedy and fantastical Heavy Metal love letter, all the while feeling like it was meant to be made twenty-five years ago. The entire taste of the film, from writing to production design is straight out of the late 80’s, with demin vests, CD swapping ,Braindead/Evil Dead-style demon-zombies, clichéd bully encounters and even a VHS music video home movie. But Deathgasm works best as a sub-cultural comedy, whether it’s a spiked leather-clad, corpse-painted Brody on a cute ice-cream picnic with the classically pretty Medina, Zakk and Brody killing demonic parents with sex toys or a simple throwaway sight gag with a Poison vinyl, the film-makers sense of subject and timing is excellent. Often these jokes come caked in blood and gore, and the film contains some excellent stylistic flourishes, chaotic and bloody fight scenes, fantastic renderings of the joy of Metal, and even scene transistions, Deathgasm fits neatly into cult genre film territory (the razor-wire Whipper-Snipper Braindead homage is a quiet nod to the genre and location) though isn’t cinematically interesting enough to really leave an impact. In opposition to the great comedy and gleeful gore, the angst-ridden outcast story dilutes the on-point comedy (though obviously comes from personal experience), as does some wasted characters and narrative plot-holes that are likely the result of a brutal edit. Ultimately it’s a rough and fun ride that’s aimed squarely at diehard metalheads and curious teenagers, but well-made and funny enough to be enjoyed though likely rarely loved.

Sunday 14 June 2015

Jurassic World

So I've shown time and again that I am a huge fan of the Jurassic Park movies. I grew up as a dinosaur kid and the movies really did feed my desire to want to be a palaeontologist (I've since discovered that movies have impacted those desires and choices). The last movie in the series was a bit of a departure from the whole trying to build a dinosaur theme park. This movie sets that all back on track. 

In Jurassic World, the theme park has been running for quite a few years. It is headed by ambitious Claire (Bryce Dallas Howard) whose estranged nephews Zach (Nick Robinson) and Gray (Ty Simpkins) are coming to stay for a week. Elsewhere on the island, Owen Grady (Chris Pratt), a Velociraptor expert has being training a team of raptors under the watchful eye of InGen head of security Vic Hoskins (Vincent D'Onofrio). Claire is also getting ready to reveal a new attraction in the park; the first genetically engineered dinosaur created by Dr Henry Wu (B.D. Wong), a process the park owner, Simon Masrani (Irrfan Khan), has come to oversee. As usual nothing goes to plan.

It is very enjoyable for me to see a functional Jurassic Park (or World in this case). The park has some super enjoyable attractions, such as the rides and attractions that John Hammond would have wanted. There is even a super cute petting zoo for the kids. Of course we get to see the complete destruction of all of this. The action that happens is really fun and completely ridiculous. At one stage a velociraptor is riding the back of a T.Rex and there are many other moments that are just mindblowingly exciting. There are also dozens of references back to the original film. Some are glaringly obvious (they visit the abandoned original Welcome Centre) and some of the imagery is reminiscent of shots from that one.

I have a few minor gripes with the movie. One is that there are way too many characters. They all are introduced rather quickly and we have to juggle where they all fit in. There is also not too much care given to the minor characters who we are teased with interested backstories but not developed at all. The characters I wanted to see to see more of were Masrani as he takes over the role of charming head and plays the character exactly the same as Richard Attenborough. Also Jake Johnson and Lauren Lapkus play park controllers that provide great comedic relief. B.D. Wong is the only actor to return from the original film, but his character is tarred as a bad guy, which is a shame because I have always loved Dr Henry Wu. A lot of people have also criticised the ridiculous ending, but I just laughed the entire time.

Chris Pratt continues to be the charming action movie lead and it really works to his benefit. He's serious demeanour also adds some variation. Bryce Dallas Howard acts well, but her character's clothing choices are questionable. I didn't even recognise Vincent D'Onofrio in his role and I feel so ashamed. Simpkins and Robinson are okay, but I felt as though their main purpose was just character motivation. Again Irrfan Khan provides some great moments.

All in all, Jurassic World is a lot of fun. It may not be scientifically accurate, but it's a fun ride. There are some romantic elements that are pointless. I thought that this movie would be a perfect opportunity to use something like this.



Trailers Week 49: 14/06/15

Bridge of Spies
Steven Spielberg's first movie in three years since Lincoln. This Cold War thriller is about an incident that actually occurred involving both Soviet and American spies. It's also written by the Coen Brothers, so expect big things. This trailer truly gets me excited. Starring Tom Hanks, Mark Rylance, Amy Ryan and Alan Alda.


The Martian
Based on Andy Weir's best selling novel about an astronaut abandoned on Mars after his mission is forced to abort. Ridley Scott directs this all star cast including Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Daniels, Michael Peña, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Kate Mara, Sean Bean, Donald Glover, Sebastian Stan and Mackenzie Davis.


Coming Home
The trailer for acclaimed Chinese director Zhang Yimou's latest film (although it came out in China last year, it's only being released in the West now) has already made me tear up and cry. It recounts the return of a man from a three year stint in prison, only to find that his wife has Alzheimers and doesn't recognise him, rejecting him from her life. It looks like a heartbreaking film and I can't wait to review it. Starring Gong Li and Chen Daoming.


The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2
The final part of the final chapter in which the resistance finally takes down the Capital led by the evil President Snow. Everyone returns from the last including Gwendoline Christie this time.


The Program
I think I'm one of the only people in the world who still likes Lance Armstrong. I don't deny that he took drugs and was a cheat, but it doesn't mean he's an evil person. This chilling movie based on journalist David Walsh's revealing investigative book might change all that. Starring Ben Foster, Chris O'Dowd, Lee Pace, Jesse Plemons and Dustin Hoffman.


Zootopia
This cute and charming trailer for the new Disney animation doesn't tell us anything about the movie's plot but Jason Bateman does introduce us to the world of the movie.


Rock the Kasbah
Bill Murray stars as a rock touring manager who gets abandoned in Afghanistan. Looks like a lot of fun. Also starring Kate Hudson, Bruce Willis, Zooey Deschanel, Danny McBride and Scott Caan.


The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Guy Ritchie's comedic adaptation of the 60s TV looks funny as all hell. I'm just a little confused by the casting choices. An Englishman (Henry Cavill) is playing an American, an American (Armie Hammer) is playing a Russian, a Swede (Alicia Vikander) is playing an Englishwoman and the same with an Australian (Elizabeth Debicki). At least Hugh Grant is playing his own.


Sunday 7 June 2015

Trailers Week 48: 07/06/15

99 Homes
This heartbreaking drama is about a family who gets evicted from their home. The son then starts working for the bank doing the same work in order to earn money for them. Starring Andrew Garfield in a role that looks like it will be an opportunity for him to really show off his skills. Also starring Laura Dern and Michael Shannon.


Lila & Eve
Two women who have lost their sons as a result of violent crime decide that all isn't lost and decide to hunt down the killer of one of them using any means necessary. It looks like Jennifer Lopez is going to give a full on performance. Also starring Viola Davis and Andre Rojo.


Everest
I don't know why anybody would ever climb mountains. I have loved ones who have gone up some of the highest mountains in the world and I think it is the craziest thing ever. This movie recounts a disaster that happened on Everest and boy, does it look terrifying. This all star cast boasts Jason Clarke, Josh Brolin, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Hawkes and Keira Knightley doing an amazing Kiwi accent.


The Walk
Now for some more high altitude intensity with a biopic from director Robert Zemeckis about the insane French daredevil Philippe Petit, who decided to walk along a high wire between the former World Trade Centre buildings in 1974. Joseph Gordon-Levitt attempts to pull off a French accent with Ben Kingsley, while native Frenchwoman Charlotte Le Bon shows how it's done. Also starring James Badge Dale and everyone's favourite funnyman Ben Schwartz.


Z for Zachariah
Margot Robbie stars in this love triangle thriller set in a post-apocalyptic world. She resides in the one valley in the word untouched by a strange contagion. Also starring Chiwetel Ejiofor and Chris Pine.


Macbeth
One of my favourite actors starring in an adaptation of one of my favourite Shakespeare plays. I love this one because it was the first acting gig I ever had. Starring Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard, David Thewlis and Paddy Considine.


Thursday 4 June 2015

Mark Reviews: Entourage

Hey guys, guess who's back? It's your favorite movie star, Mark Wahlberg. This time I'm gonna tell about a movie I made based on one of my hit TV shows. Not Wahlburgers, you dummies, that's a reality show about my family restaurant, because we had to get Donnie a nice and easy job flipping burgers (but seriously, go support the business, I promise Donnie won't drop the burger). I mean Entourage. Yeah, I bet you didn't know that show was mine, but it was based on my life when I first came to Hollywood.

So in this movie I, I mean the the character Vince (Adrian Grenier), but basically me, am a big movie star and I get the chance to direct my own big budget movie star. Along with me, my friends Eric (Kevin Connelly) and Turtle (Jerry Ferrara) are of enjoying the high life in LA, as well as my brother Drama (Kevin Dillon), but we all know that this is just Donnie and we know he won't be as famous as me. Ever. Oh yeah and my agent Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven), he's the head of a movie studio now.

Yeah, it's pretty fun making a movie about me, because I can say what can and can't go in it. So if I want to have a gratuitous amount of nudity in the movie I can because guess what? I had double-D's in my face all day when I was younger, because I was a rapper and you know what else? This young guy right here had an entourage and more money than you will ever have in your life.


You know how much I made just to do that photoshoot? $2 million. Sure, it may not be a lot now, but now I make 15 million just for walking out of my mansion. All the parties and all the action that happens in this movie happened to me. Except for the directing part. Who would ever direct a movie? That's way too much work.

So if you want to see a movie where girls get naked, there are lots of famous people and I (actually me this time, no cheap knockoff or stunt double, kick a door down), this is definitely for you. Even Donnie liked it.


Tuesday 2 June 2015

Tomorrowland

"Every day is the opportunity for a better tomorrow."

Brad Bird is a Disney favourite, having written and directed both The Incredibles and Ratatouille. Bird's first live-action foray for Disney is Tomorrowland, set in a futuristic world  where innovation is a treasured skill. The story has been inspired by Disney's concept 'worlds'/amusement rides 

In 1964, Frank Walker (Thomas Robinson) is a young inventor with somewhat working jetpack. However Frank's work fails to inspire David Nix (Hugh Laurie), who fails to see it as anything more than a toy. Frank's invention draws the eye of Athena (Raffey Cassidy) who sees his potential and provides him with a "T" pin. When Frank boards the "It's a Small World" ride, he's sent through a vortex into a futuristic world known as Tomorrowland. Blast forward several years and Casey Newton (Britt Robertson) is similarly enthusiastic about science and innovation. Athena repeats the same process with her and she travels to Tomorrowland to meet the older Frank Walker (George Clooney).

The fact that the pathway for Frank to get to the world of Tomorrowland happens to be a Disneyland ride says it all. This overtly optimistic, ambiguous mess of a film is full of fancy gadgets that I'm sure will make for great pieces of merchandise, but it fails to engage with any sort of quality storytelling. The core message that Bird is trying to get across to the younger audience is that imagination and innovation can make the world a better place, undoubtedly two of Disney's own strong points - They've played a key role in filmmaking technology over the years - and a worthy message it is, however it gets lost in the diluted plot lines, weird Disneyfied scenes of teenager 'rebellion' and a utopia that's ultimately as soulless as the characters that inhabit it.

With a massive budget and CGI focused imagery, Tomorrowland certainly looks gorgeous, which is one of its only strong points. The world itself pops from the screen and some of the elements feel a little steam-punk. However this is all ultimately rather superficial when the weak plot can't support the depth of the visuals. Character development is minimal at best, however the performances were decent enough. George Clooney is his usual self so his fans should be happy. I absolutely love Hugh Laurie and he makes the best of the material at his disposal. Also noteworthy is Thomas Robinson who plays the young Frank very well.

Tomorrowland is a bit of a mess, but hopefully it will inspire some kids to embrace imagination and innovation, because it's certainly not got much else going for it.

Jasper Roberts Consulting - Widget