How you guys doing? You remember me? Of course you do, I'm Mark Wahlberg. So I heard that you liked my last review and thought hey, that was fun, let's do it again. So I went to the offices of Facebook or Google or wherever the nerds hang out and I said hey, who here can hack. I got that nerd to hack Jack's account and now I'm here.All I needed was a movie and since it was my day to look after Donnie, I thought I'd let him choose. He chose this movie, I don't know if you've heard of it. I hadn't. But I thought hey, I'm from Boston and this movie's Irish, how bad can it be.
Holy shit you guys, it's terrible. I would have walked out if I was on my own. But Donnie was having a really good time and he wouldn't have been able to get home on his own. He gets scared and forgets which bus to take. So while I was watching this piece of shit, I had time to think about the movie.
First, who would believe that that's an actual lady. It's obviously just a dude in a suit. Do you know who would be believable as a woman in a suit. This guy.
That's right. Me. I'd make a fucking sexy girl as well. Look at that ass. If I ever dressed up as a lady, all the guys reading this would get confused and try to buy me drinks and take me home.
Another thing. If that's what Ireland's like, I don't want to go there. I thought they were all about drinking and throwing little green dudes over rainbows and shit. Instead there's weird old ladies swearing at you. Now how I am supposed to take Donnie to see his Irish cousins.
Verdict: I wish I never saw this movie. It was so terrible. I had to use Donnie's face for the score because I don't want you guys to associate me with such a bad score, which is like a -5. Alright, I gotta go. Jenny McCarthy just called and said Donnie climbed a tree and won't come out.
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