Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
But if he only had one cassette tape worth of music, then where will the new 80s tracks come from. Never mind the potential paradox caused by movie music because, look, it's baby Groot!!
The Mummy
For those of you who didn't know, Tom Cruise's superpower is the ability to sprint away his problems. Good thing old dead Egyptians like to move at a snail's pace.
Transformers: The Last Knight
Now I just really want to see a Transformers movie set in medieval times.
Spider-Man: Homecoming
At least it's not another origin story. And check out Michael Keaton as the Vulture. Good move!
War for the Planet of the Apes
Yep, we get it. The apes have to get to the dominant form on the planet. Can't we fast forward to when they start designing their funky clothes from the original.
Fifty Shades Darker
From that last anticipated sequel to this one. Just kidding, no wanted this movie. And why do they have to come out on Valentine's Day? If anything, these movies turn everyone off.
Baywatch
If you want sexy, just watch this. It's got a whole cast of beautiful people. I'm actually glad that they turned this into a comedy, you couldn't make a serious movie of it these days.
Assassin's Creed
I'd still rather play that Roy game from Rick and Morty.
The Wall
Remember the movie Phone Booth? Wasn't that great? Now let's do the same thing, but in the desert and with two people instead of one.
Fist Fight
Poor Charlie, he won't stand a chance. But then again, he shouldn't've been a sneak around Ice Cube.
The Circle
Is it a cult or a tech company? I mean Tom Cruise would make a glorious leader if it ever came to it.
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