Sunday 8 February 2015

Trailers Week 31: 08/02/15

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
I'm only showing this trailer for the sheer cringe-worthiness of it. Only watch the trailer, not the film, to see Kevin James struggle through another paycheck.


Cut Bank
This thriller from director Matt Shakman is about a small town man who films the death of a mailman and is able to get a large sum as a reward, making him a target of crooks everywhere. Starring Liam Hemsworth, Teresa Palmer, Billy Bob Thornton, John Malkovich and Bruce Dern.


Poltergeist
Why? Just why? 1982's Poltergeist is a super scary movie that will blow your socks off. 2015's Poltergeist will be a shameless tame cash grab. I bet it won't have any scenes of this calibre. Starring Sam Rockwell, Rosmarie DeWitt, Jared Harris and Nicholas Braun.


Magic Mike XXL
This sequel will undoubtably fail to capture the nuances of Stephen Soderbergh's original, primarily because it isn't directed by him. Starring Channing Tatum, Amber Heard, Elizabeth Banks, Matt Bomer and Joe Manganiello.


The Reach
Michael Douglas becomes a human hunter after the accidental shooting of an old man while he's out hunting. If you ask me, he developed the hunger. Also starring Jeremy Irvine.


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