Monday, 6 February 2017

Superbowl Special

It's that time of year where people pop out the chips and drinks and watch that most special of events, you know, the Super Bowl Halftime Special and tiny movie trailers (unless you're one of the people who like to watch the futbol and find that stuff an annoying distraction from Tom Brady). Instead of waiting till next Sunday, we've decided to give you all the mini movie trailers in one easy spot.

We know that this one is R-rated, so it's expected that Wolverine is going to be ripping hearts out, but I hope mini-Wolverine will be tearing faces off as well.

John Wick: Chapter 2
Well we definitely know that there will be exploding heads in this one. My guess is even girls will be wanting their significant others to take them to this over Fifty Shades for Valentine's Day.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
I'm more inclined to say that I'll be watching this more for Drax than Baby Groot.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Part of me wants as little Johnny Depp in this movie as possible, but we all know that can't happen. But hey, Orlando's back, that should be good.

Transformers: The Last Knight
Oh, I get it, Sir Anthony Hopkins is an actual knight and he must be the last one. But seriously, putting him in this isn't going to elevate your movie, if anything it'll probably tarnish his career.

The Fate of the Furious

Sometimes The Rock takes himself seriously and other times he knows he's a big joke.

A Cure for Wellness
Oh no, I've been feeling some of these symptoms.

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