Lost In The Sun
Josh Duhamel seems to think that he can turn himself into a creepier Timothy Olyphant. I don't think it will work, especially not if he wants to use some kid as a getaway driver. Also starring Josh Wiggins.
#Horror
I get that they're trying to make a Scream for the current crop of teens that are all obsessed with selfies and social media-ing, but no one is seriously going to see a movie that has a hashtag in the title. Surely. Starring Chloë Sevigny, Taryn Manning, Natasha Lyonne and Balthazar Getty.
Ratchet & Clank
I didn't even know they were making these video games, let alone that they were popular enough to warrant a movie. Anyway, this movie ties in with the release of a remake of the original game. Starring Sylvester Stallone, Rosario Dawson, Bella Thorne and John Goodman.
Freaks of Nature (NSFW)
Supernatural comedies are really starting to annoy me now. Ever since Zombieland came along in 2009, everyone has been trying to capitalise on it's formula with no success. This time they're throwing zombies, vampires and aliens at us all at once. Starring Denis Leary, Bob Odenkirk, Patton Oswalt and Keegan-Michael Key.
Bleeding Heart
If you had just found out your long lost sister was a stripper/prostitute, would you really go to these weird lengths to "protect" her. Starring Jessica Biel and Zosia Mamet.
Julia
Just another rape revenge flick. These movies never bring something new to the table.
Race
I guess a biopic about Jesse Owens could be interesting, but it's probably going to be full of historical inaccuracies. Starring Stephen James and Jason Sudeikis.
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