San Andreas
Adult Beginners
Movies about adults who don't have their life together are becoming their own genre now that there are so many of them. The formula follows as such: [Character] loses [insert material or emotional value] and has to move back in with [family member] to figure out what they are doing with their life. This time he moves in with his pregnant sister! Starring Nick Kroll, Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale, Joel McHale and a whole cast of recent SNL alums.
The Girl Is In Trouble
I think the only reason you're going to watch this very generic looking Spike Lee produced thriller is to see everybody's favourite Foreign Exchange Student Wilmer Valderrama play a psychotic Latino gangster. Other than that it looks boring as all hell. Also starring Columbus Short, Alicja Bachleda, Jesse Spencer and dubstep.
Tomorrowland
Brad Bird (The Incredibles) directs this Disney movie based on one of the areas in Disneyland. A girl finds a pin that transports her to an amazing future world, only as long as she is holding onto it. A handsome scientist promises to take her there. Starring Britt Robertson, George Clooney and Hugh Laurie.
Ride
An uptight and controlling mother follows her wayward son to California to discover that he would rather be a surfer that go to college. Amen brother! She soon finds that maybe that life is better than the on she's been living. Starring Helen Hunt, Luke Wilson and Brenton Thwaites.
Unfortunately this film isn't based on the hit 2004 video game and rather the eponymous fault line that runs up the California coastline. It looks like an intense rollercoaster ride, what with the cracking of the earth in twain, giant waves and Paul Giamatti talking to me in a very stern voice. Starring Dwayne Johnson, Alexandra Daddario, Carla Gugino, Ioan Gruffudd and Paul Giamatti. Let's hope that wave doesn't crest.
Adult Beginners
Movies about adults who don't have their life together are becoming their own genre now that there are so many of them. The formula follows as such: [Character] loses [insert material or emotional value] and has to move back in with [family member] to figure out what they are doing with their life. This time he moves in with his pregnant sister! Starring Nick Kroll, Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale, Joel McHale and a whole cast of recent SNL alums.
The Girl Is In Trouble
I think the only reason you're going to watch this very generic looking Spike Lee produced thriller is to see everybody's favourite Foreign Exchange Student Wilmer Valderrama play a psychotic Latino gangster. Other than that it looks boring as all hell. Also starring Columbus Short, Alicja Bachleda, Jesse Spencer and dubstep.
Tomorrowland
Brad Bird (The Incredibles) directs this Disney movie based on one of the areas in Disneyland. A girl finds a pin that transports her to an amazing future world, only as long as she is holding onto it. A handsome scientist promises to take her there. Starring Britt Robertson, George Clooney and Hugh Laurie.
Ride
An uptight and controlling mother follows her wayward son to California to discover that he would rather be a surfer that go to college. Amen brother! She soon finds that maybe that life is better than the on she's been living. Starring Helen Hunt, Luke Wilson and Brenton Thwaites.
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